Score: 8

"Loved this game!"

submission: Beauty Resort

date: August 5, 2008

I played this for a couple hours at a time. It's SO addicting! Awesome job! I do have some comments/suggestions:

1) I'm stuck on the 3rd stage in the mountain resort, and I think the problem is that the customers already come in annoyed with 2 hearts or so, making it VERY difficult to keep them there. This wouldn't be such a big deal if the pace wasn't so fast, so maybe have them come in a little happier.
2) Many have said this already, but it would help if she moved faster and didn't stop in the center of the room all the time.
3)I agree with the idea of a cash register. Perhaps have them form a line there so collecting money is much quicker, thus freeing up stations.

Score: 8

"Ive never even played MGS...."

submission: Metal Gear Awesome

date: March 1, 2006

...and I thought this was the funniest thing I've seen in a while on NG.

Score: 8

"LMAO!"

submission: It's raining men

date: September 6, 2005

Wow, that was some funny ass random shit right there dude. LOL! Good job.

Score: 7

"Holy crap, is that song catchy..."

submission: Hoy te amo ++

date: September 3, 2005

I've watched this a bunch of times just to hear the song. Not sure why this is in the "serious shorts" section, though. It's a very abstract lighthearted piece. I dont' think it was meant to have some deeper meaning, so just watch it for what it is.

Score: 2

"While you made some good points..."

submission: Foamy: Hurricane Special

date: September 2, 2005

...but as a flash entry, it blew. I understand your point here is to voice your views about the current situation down south, but post it in the BBS or something. It was a sound clip with a drawing, so it doesn't seem like a lot of effort was put into it.

Score: 7

"Addictive..."

submission: StripBowl!

date: September 2, 2005

It took me a while to figure out how to score a strike everytime. When the blinking lights are coming from the left, you let go of the lever when it gets close to the center.

As a woman reviewing this, I have to ask...what is so "sexy" or "hot" about someone's asshole? Seriously, it's not a sexy place. It will forever baffle me as to why naked girls posing like that are sexy to guys. Playing games like this gives me some insight into your warped little minds. =) Thanks for the entertainment.

Score: 8

"Cute..."

submission: A Wizards Tale

date: September 1, 2005

I like the cartoony style drawings. Interactive adventures are fun, but there really wasn't much to do in this one. The wizard did a lot of walking around most of the time. The part with the dragon was hard at first, but once you memorized his pattern it was easy to beat. Too bad the ending wasn't animated or interactive at all. I hope the next one will involve the viewer more. Good job nonetheless =)

Score: 8

"HOLY FUCK~~!"

submission: Mutilation Contrainte

date: August 29, 2005

I tried not to watch it, but I had to. I wanted to see what all the fuss was about. My god, man. Are you okay? Is this your way of expressing some emotional issues you have? Goddamn.....

It's hard to rate this. It's definitely original, the visuals were great, and I liked your style a lot....but the subject matter and content was too disturbing for my taste. Not a fan of gore and hardcore violence. Of course, no one forced me to watch this, so I'll vote fairly. You'll get a 5 from me.

Maybe next time make something a bit lighter in subject matter? You obviously have awesome flash skills.

Score: 9

"Can't say it's not original..."

submission: 8-Bitch5: EvilOnTheAttack

date: August 28, 2005

Man, this flash was so fucked up...in a good way of course. I've watched it several times and I still don't quite get all the jokes. I find it funny that some who have reviewed this movie didn't get that the crappy voice of the Black Mage was intentionally shitty. It's obvious that this movie is making fun of, perhaps, other crappy flash movies that people put hardly any effort into. Or is it? I'm still not sure. I feel violated. I must go take a shower now....

Score: 8

"Awesome"

submission: Maniac Mansion 2

date: August 27, 2005

Definitely an improvement on the first one. I loved the way it was animated. My only gripe is that the whole zombie thing and the Nurse Edna stuff was a bit overkill. I wish it would have stuck to the original storyline or something, maybe using all of the other characters too.

That damn hamster. I used to cook that thing in the microwave and it would explode, then I would give it's bloody remains back to Ed. LOL! What a sick little game.